Glock, the ugly girlfriend you stick with

Sure, I've dated other girls. There was that blond American beauty named Colt. Boy was she gorgeous! I could touch her all day. But like a tall, long-legged supermodel her dimensions were kind of a problem. She was kind of bony too, always poking me in my hip, as if she was insecure and needed constant attention. And I could never trust her fully. Some days she just wasn't that into me. That kind of hurt my feelings to be honest. Was she seeing someone else?

Then later I found an eastern...

Glock, the ugly girlfriend you stick with